cheese gone BAD

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 14:28:55 GMT

5 Details about me:
* I'm always trying, but never doing as well as I hope to
* I love spending one on one time with my friends more than hanging out with groups. I work better in an intimate environment.
* I have more fun playing hiding go seek with kids ,more than I have fun at parties or dances.
* I keep my word
* I have been blessed with wonderful friends that have taught me alot about life

5 Details about my appearance right now:
* My hair is wet
* I'm wearing a v-cut shirt
* I have severely unmatching turquois scarf in my lap
* I have no shoes on
* I'm a little messy

5 Memorable things I did this past year:
* I thought alot about everything that I want to become.
* I cried, and learned that it was ok to cry when you need to. I don't like to cry (especially not in front of people)
* I learned that the only shortcut to a boyfriend is not living to get one. :D Haha
* Learned how Powerful and Affective prayer can be when you pray time and again, and don't give up on it
* Learned that I am a dufus and don't understand everything in the universe

5 Favorite movies:
* A Goofy Movie
* Back To the Future
* The Count of Monte Cristo
*Pirates of the Carribbean
* Mulan

5 Things that make me happy:
* Seeing people get through impossible circumstances, with only a thread of hope and still hanging on
* When people do random but nice things for other people
* When I am included
* My friends
* Acting like Mary poppins :D

5 Things that impress me:
* Jokes that are absolutely hilarious and strikingly clean
* The gentleness of true love
* Knowing what to do and exactly when to do it
* The Lord and seeing that he really does answer
* People who have immense energy and charisma for their cause

5 Things that do not impress me:
* people that cheat on other people
* when people lie
* Myself at times
* When someone doesn't control their reactions simply because they feel too bitter to do it
* stealing

5 people I am tagging to do this survey:
* Jesse!
* CJ!
* Kevin!
* Kim!
* Doki Doki Taimu!!

this is a super long survey...read at your own risk...

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 16:19:54 GMT

Read at your own risk! you might go blind from staring at the computer screen too long!!!
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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.	✓ I don't watch much TV these days. ((I spend A HECK of a lot more time outside walking or on this computer!! ) :))	✓ I own lots of books. ((I love books))
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.	✓ I love to play video games. ((well I love some of the video games out there and if I start playing them I can't stop ...like Paper Mario or the Zelda games))	× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.	× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.	✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
× I curse sometimes. ((in my head, but I only become bitter when I do, so I hate it.))	✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.	× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

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× I have broken someone's bones.	✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.	× I hate the rain. ((I don't Hate it, I just don't love it either.))
✓ I'm paranoid at times. ((VERY))	× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.	✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi.	× I talk really, really fast. ((I wish I could, it looks so neat))	✓ I have fresh breath in the morning. ((hahahah-NO))
× I have long hair. ((I want long hair))	× I have lost money in Las Vegas.	✓ I have at least one sibling.
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.	✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.	× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.	✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. ((but not on purpose. I said something and then it turned out to be wrong...))	× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.	× I think prostitution should be legalized. ((NO. that's giving people another reason to do it, and it broadens the thought that it's the only solution when in fact it's not.))	× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. ((I don't know what it is if it's hidden...))	× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.	✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.	✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.	× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. ((I love sweatpants but I don't wear them often))
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.	✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.	× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
× I have a mobile phone.	× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.	✓ I've rejected someone before.
× I currently like/love someone. (My friends, my family...but not like that right now...)	✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.	✓ I want to have children in the future. (( hahah I want a BIG family like my Aunt Laurie. She has 11 kids! I want atleast 5))
✓ I have changed a diaper before.	× I've called the cops on a friend before.	× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.	✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. ((but then again that depends))	× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.	× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.	× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. ((I did not make a move, but we both liked the same person a couple of times...))
× I own the "South Park" movie.	✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. ((MANY times))	✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (( I would if it came down to it))	× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (( I'm not that bad...I hope...))	× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.	× I have dated a close friend's ex.	✓ I am happy at this moment. ((for now..))
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (( well... in the past I was... I'm more obsessed with the idea of guys...Hahah ))	× Democrat.	✓ Republican. ((I 'm closer to being a republican than a democrat))
✓ I don't even know what I am.	× I am punk rockish.	× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (( at times I do, but it's kinda in the middle. I like younger, same aged, or older guys... not THAT much younger than me though!))
✓ I study for tests most of the time.	× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.	× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).	× I am comfortable with who I am right now. ((not really...))	× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (( it feels good to walk barefoot...but it's not good for my feet))	× I have jumped off a bridge.	✓ I love sea turtles. ((I love watching how they move through the water))
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.	✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. ((I want to be a writer, and make something that will make people think... somehow...))	× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.	× I went to college out of state.	× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro. ((I love fire))	× I have thrown up from crying too much.	✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (( only once do I know that it was intentional))
✓ I fall for the worst people. (( sometimes..))	✓ I adore bright colours. (( they're so alive!))	× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.	× I can pick up things with my toes.	✓ I can't whistle. ((Hahaha I've tried to but it' s so hard!))
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.	× I still have every journal I've ever written in.	✓ I talk in my sleep. (( I've been told))
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (( I've thought constantly what century I'd love to be in, but never have I thought I was born in the wrong one.))	✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (( definitely))	× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.	× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.	× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.	× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. ((NO. Murder is evil))	× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. (( I don't collect anything))
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.	✓ I'm an artist.	× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.	× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. ((Hahah no, but I - nevermind.))	✓ I have terrible teeth. ((my bottom row are...blech))
× I hate my toes.	✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.	× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.	✓ I am extremely flexible. ((well not extremely...but I am flexible. Three years of gymnastics...))	✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.	× I smoke.	✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.	✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.	× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. ((not really, but I think it's funny from time to time..))	✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.	× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.	× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.	✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (( not too much though..))
✓ I can't stand being alone. (( when I'm depressed))	✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time.	× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. ((blach))
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.	× I'm a judgmental asshole.	× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.	× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.	✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.	✓ I can speak more than one language.	× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV. ((it depends))	× I like reading fact more than fiction.	✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (( well not a month, but...I could've done alot more work on it before I spent the whole night doing it))
✓ I have no piercings. ((YESsss...))	× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.	× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.	✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.	× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.	× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (( I like excercise...))	× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest. (( and it's turned into bluntness, and that doesn't help from time to time...))	× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.	× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.	× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.	× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.	× I dislike milk. (( I LOVE MILK!))	✓ I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.	✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (( hahah my hair can be terrible sometimes..))	✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (( most definitely))
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.	× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.	× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (( hrrmmm...I can't think of anything...))
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.	× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (( not most of the time))	× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.	× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (( I don't like stripping but I feel bad for some of the strippers out there because they think it's the only way to solve their problems...but then again I don't like their way of life. and some of them really are money greedy and...yeah you get the picture..))	× I don't like to chew gum.
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (( I love history!))	× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.	× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (( not really))
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.	× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.	✓ I love to sing. (( but I can't sing) :))
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.	× I have a custom-built computer.	× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (( Ewwww, but that's funny that this is a question..))	✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.	× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.	✓ I'm Irish and loving it.	✓ I have a thing for redheads. ((mucho mucho))
× I am a twin!	× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.	× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. ((not always...I've written tons of stories that went nowhere...))
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (( I may regret mistakes, but I know that I wouldn't be where I am today and have learned as much as I have without them honestly.))	× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.	✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself. (( from time to time))	× I wish I was more open-minded. (( I don't wish to be clamped up either...but understanding of those that are...))	× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.	× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.	✓ I say random things to freak people out. (( Hahah I test people sometimes))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.	✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (( only with people I trust))	× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (( NOoo!! I like singing to slow music and dancing to it))
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.	✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.	✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.	× I can only hate someone that I love.	× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

Thunder storms..

Fri, 07 Jul 2006 16:24:41 GMT

Hey guys!
I have to dedicate this entry to the brave, the gallant, the wise, Kasey!! Her bravery surpasses the lightning storm we put up with yesterday! :) it was sooo close to our house, it was ridiculous! you see, we had gone over to Mrs. Laurie's house to feed her cats, and the storm was really close, not even a mile away. I got to the mailbox and there was a bright lightning flash, and thunder, and I fiddled with it, afraid to be touching a metal object... it was scary! I love lightning, but not THAT close! so yeah, the Brave Kasey stood outside staring down the storm clouds , daring them to come any closer. Haha meanwhile mother and I were out in the backyard trying to fill up the catfood jar thing, and there was THIS HUGE Lightning blast in the cloud above us, and a DEAFENING clap of thunder followed not ONE second later. we freaked out and basically jumped back into the house. *sigh* we got Kasey and we decided that we were going go back home. We were going to try and meet up with Justin, our neighbor, but he had to go take a shower...smart thing to do during a lightning storm? I can see it now... BBZZZZZZZTTT!!! bye Justin :P hahaha but anyways, he didn't get zapped to death in his shower, he came over and we all watched Pirates of the Carribbean :) that movie is so well done, I love it. :) Justin and Kasey had many slap fights, where she stil remains victorious, and Justin refuses to admit his loss to her. It was such a funny visit though, and so nice, because I was in a weird sad mood and having Kasey there helped me feel better :)
Oh- hahah we have this "Mafia" gang that we made up and Kasey is Big K, I'm shakes, and we recruited Lins, who is Blankie...and Justin was denied a position because he was our nemesis... and Kasey ordered me to "Shake him down" hhaha and...well it didn't work...but someday! all in all, it was a great time :D I thank thee, Kasey!
and for now I shall go take a shower, fare well for now! :)

GASP

Sun, 02 Jul 2006 03:28:35 GMT

WHOA!! i've been tagged by Kasey to do this doodad thing ma bobber...

"Once you've been tagged, you have to write an entry with six random facts about yourself. In the end you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names."

1.I LOVE swing dancing! I want to learn how to dance like that someday, very very very very very much. :)

2. I have trouble with my mouth. I don't think before I speak sometimes, and so I just don't speak if I think that nothing's going to come out right... :(

3. I overthink things too much... and it drives me nuts.

4. I like some of the things on mad T.V. not everything, especially not the crude and the disturbing, but I like Dot and Stuart most of the time :)

5.I'm afraid of the dark, especially if I'm the only one awake in the room...

6.this summer has been submersed in moral debates between myself and things brought up in animes that I've been obsessed with...

Tagged people: Kim, CJ, Jesse, Kevin, Jessie (doki doki taimu), and Kasey again :P (I can't think of anybody else's names right now...)

ummm...

Thu, 25 May 2006 21:06:13 GMT

I think I'm gonna cry.... no I'm not. Today's been a mixed up day *sigh* I had such a good time with Nance (I went home with her because our exams end at 12 and I didn't want to be stuck just with James and Mrs. Norris for five gazillion hours. That sounds harsh, I didn't mean it THAT way Heh I HATE THAT JAMES! :P Nah, I really do like James, but spending an almost quiet period of 1 and a half hours without the love and familiarity of my good friends(Like Sarah and Dani that I usually spend with in that class period) is sorrowful :() So yeah I went home with her and left a message on the house phone (HAH wait a minute, what other phone do we have?! I'm losing it) and then went straight on to Nancy's. Bad mistake, yes sir. I should've told mom that we could come home at 12, when she got my messages she thought I'd skipped school or something... eek (Hahaha yes I skipped school! Like in Faris Bueller's day off! :P Not. I'm not THAT Bad) and yeah that kinda caused some problemos later on today...but anyways. It was so good to spend time with Nance :) We watched their newly-bought TIVO and it was fun to be able to rewind the tv, pause, fast forward and laugh insanely :) Hahah we watched The daytime soap opera: Passions, and we laughed long and hard about how bad the characters' acting was. There was this one part where this guy was standing five feet away from his girlfriend (whom was dancing with another guy, and turning to flaunt it in her boyfriend's face all over the place, it was so fake.) and the guy kept talking to himself and making insane hand motions with his words. I thought he was really talking to someone at first but the camera zoomed off, and he was standing there just talking very OBVIOUSLY to himself. HAHAHA it was hilarious!!! :) and so me and Nance (OOOO bad GRAMMAR- oh well it's the next to the last day of school.) started saying stuff like: " Gee I hope lexsie doesn't know that I'm going to stab her!" and I'd say: "Gee Nance I hope you're not going to stab me!" and she'd say: "No, I would never stab you Lexsie!" and aside she'd say: "Oh no! She's onto me!" Haha it was so good to spend some quality time with her. She's been going through some major junk lately with friends and it was good for both of us to take a break and joke, smile, trust and be in good company. Dude, I've used the word Good alot haven't I? Oh well... it was a good day in most ways :) Nance and I went walking, and swinging on the swing set in the park, it was so nice..... *sigh* sometimes the best times you can spend with your friends are spent doing the (what you thought were) the most boring things possible. Haha not that swinging on the swings is boring, but you know what I mean? While other people are out getting drunk, laughing themselves silly and being well...drunk, you could have a much better time and gain much more by doing things that aren't crazy and wild. I'm never in favor of Alcohol and junk like that anyways....Hahah sorry we were talking about people in alcohol alot today and I've been stuck on that subject ever since....DON'T DRINK ALCOHOL (at a young age) UNLESS YOU LIVE IN EUROPE BECAUSE ATLEAST THEY DO IT IN MODERATION!!!! Haha now try and fit THAT on a bumper sticker... :P *sigh* I feel so...wholesome.... Haha that's a weird way to put it, but it's true. and wholesome (although it sounds like a brand for a sack of flour or something?) is such a good thing. Most people overlook it without the right outlook on it :) To be fun and truly good, that is my definition for it. :)
But anywhos.... I really haven't updated much have I lately? Things have been going so fast! I've been caught up in Exams and junk and blahhhh but I haven't imploded quite yet....
so yeah.... *sigh* I hope I didn't fail some of the exams...the last two are tomorrow.... and well....yeah... scary. They're the hardest....
So, in conclusion: Yeah. Hahh Nancy always says that :)
OH, before I forget: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CJ!!!! in 3 days and counting is it now? :)
Alrighty well I guess I'd best get off now... Gotta lotta studyin' to dooooooo!!!!

HAHA Chuck Norris jokes

Sat, 06 May 2006 19:31:25 GMT

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Additional Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Chuck Norris doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.

Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80f doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face

The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 2400.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

When you're Chuck Norris, anything anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

The President was lying about the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Everyone knows Chuck Norris has never lived there.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75 hance of Pain.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

There is in fact an "I" in Norris, but there is no "team" not even close.

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.

Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron's ass halfway through the first chapter.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

The crossing lights in Chuck Norris's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Chuck Norris punching or kicking a pedestrian.

Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

The Sherman tank was originaly called the Norris tank until Chuck Norris decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Army, for fear of Chuck Norris, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.

The movie "Delta Force" was extremely hard to make because Chuck had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were completely unbelievable.

Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.

Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1:Heart disease
2:Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.

Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.

Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

4 out of 5 doctors agree: They don't wan't to meet Chuck Norris in a dark alley when he is in a bad mood. The fifth doctor has nothing to live for.

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Chuck Norris asks for a body bag.

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris.... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

Chuck Norris likes cherry chewing gum. He spits the used-up red wads to Jupiter, where they've been accumulating.

For undercover police work, Chuck pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually Email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Chuck, Hidden Norris"

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris began advertising for the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

Chuck norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.

Chuck Norris' favourite cut of meat is the roundhouse.

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your butt, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

It was Chuck Norris who killed Col. Mustard, in the Library, with a roundhouse kick to the head. If anyone tells you different, they're a liar.

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them.

Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

Chuck Norris can turn normal water into holy water by beating the hell out of it with his fists.

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Chuck doesn't ever want fries with anything. Ever.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Chuck Norris once shot a spitball, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.

Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

haha this is funny..

Tue, 11 Apr 2006 15:28:47 GMT


	lexsie Pills: Will cause you to blame the green fairy inside your head for everything that goes wrong in life
	'What effect do you have on people?' at QuizGalaxy.com

<td align="center">Your Theme Song:

"Super Freak" - Rick James

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Martyr Death

How will it happen?	You will be strangled with some piano wire

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<td align="center"> Lexsie --
[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*DIES LAUGHING* ahahahahahahA THAT'S SO GREAT *WIPES TEARS OUT OF EYES* Hahahahahaha :)

<td align="center"> Lexsie's best excuse:

"These ghosts keep bugging me to solve their unresolved issues – it’s really a hassle"

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<td align="center"> Lexsie

Gold Medal Winner in...

Fastest Bombing of a Hill

'What rejected olympic sport would you win gold in?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">You hate gossipers!

Your biggest pet peeve is gossip. Gossipers are vapid. They have nothing better to do than spread gossip about other people and stick their nose where it doesn’t belong. Can’t they just get a life?

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

<td align="center">You are a slow dancer

So maybe the club scene is not your thing. You prefer to slow dance (like you did in Jr. high). There is something very romantic about this and it is great as foreplay…

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<td align="center" style="background: #FFFFFF; color: #000000;">Lexsie's Reason for Travelling Back in Time:

To go to Woodstock

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You should learn French

You should learn French. You are smart and knowledgeable. You are also very practical and would like to learn a language which you could use while traveling.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

<td align="center">Your walk is:
Constantly Enforcing your Personal Bubble

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Lexsie's new nickname is:

"Lego"

'What is your new nickname?' at QuizGalaxy.com

<td align="center">You are Andie Walsh from Pretty in Pink

You are original and clever person. Although your family may not be able to buy you all the cool stuff you want, you are able to make cool stuff for yourself. Like a rocking 80’s prom dress.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Lexsie is mostly likely to say the out-of-date phrase:	Well ain’t that the bee’s knees
To:	Elvis Presley

Why?	Because they were walking around like a crazy person muttering to themselves
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*phew* all those quizzes.....

Rockin' Robin

Sat, 08 Apr 2006 01:44:39 GMT

Tweedley deedle dee, tweedleee deedledeee* I've got the Rockin' Robin song stuck in my head right now :) I love that song, it's so fun :)
but anywhos, today was fun, didn't feel like a Friday though, felt more like a half day because of the basketball game.... you know what's weird? Even though it's been a great day, I feel so......burdened? Is that the word? I dunno. I just feel this like...feeling that either something bad's going to happen or something.... do you guys know what I mean? It's so weird. Today was such a nice day. Ayla had apples at Lunch (with caramel) and they were so gooooooooooooddd.but Kase, you left your bookbag at the table and didn't really sit down!!! :( I miss you!
and James told me that he appreciated me being sincere (which made me feel nice), and then me and my friend went to a girls conference at church. So only half the girls show up and everyone got a door prize of some kind, and we got some powerful preaching slapped down in front of us as we ate baked Ziti. and it's been such a good day!
oh! I also once told someone I would put this on here....
" I can see it now.... U sitting in the library...neatly organized...and smelling of newly printed pages...U glance up at the soft sound of a turning page. you see him....ur perfect guy holding the book...U look into his eyes, but mean not to stare...." Hahah Justin and his little stories. he's been writing these little narratives on how a sappy love scene would go. :) surprisingly he writes well minus the spelling errors :P Hahahah silly Justin.
but anyways, My eyes are itching so I suppose I shall sign off for now. *Sigh* look at me! I promised myself I wouldn't get on here again with journal entries and just these past two have been just that! Argh. can I not keep a promise?! I hereby promise that I shall not ever write on MYSPACE ever again! There's something I can promise. and keep. :)I can't promise the same with livejournal for some reason...it's addictive!
Welp chat to ya laterz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zombiefied..

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:53:43 GMT

Blah. I am a zombie....Just sort of floating through these past few days, not thinking too hard about anything....I feel like I can't concentrate either.... :(
*sigh* The weeks just kinda fly by now... you know what I mean? I was thinking about it earlier, and it's tuesday, and tomorrow's almost here and it'll be Wednesday (the mid point of the week), and then Thursday and Friday. and then another weekend. and it's not going to be long at all before it's here. We just had a four day weekend, and now I'm going back to the weekend...My life is getting way too routine...
*sigh* and so ends the ramblings of a zombie... Wake me up someone! :)

Playing House

Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:46:39 GMT

Haha Hey guys! I had the funnest time tonight...
Let me tell you the tale of a splendiforous night! :)
Ok. So my friend Rebecca calls me at like 6:45 or something and says: "Hey , can you do me a favor?" and I tell her ok. she has forgotten that she has to babysit some kids, and she's not going to make it to the church to babysit the choir parent's children. So she asks if I can watch them with a counselor. So with mom's permission, I got to actually do this. I went to the church and find that I'm going to have to watch three kids (2 sisters and a brother). Mr. Kevin says that we can go outside and play kickball!! but we went ouside and instead the kids attacked the playground. So we (mr. Kevin and I) kinda just stood around while the kids ran up and down on the slides. After a few minutes the youngest sister was telling me to "watch this" as she climbed on the jungle gym, and stuff, and then I follow her onto the pavement where there are a whole bunch of little 'kiddie cars'. She asks me if I'll push her and the older sister suggests that we play bumper cars! :) Haha I push the girls around and then the brother is on a little tractor thing, and we're all flying around the court . And then the kids all ran over to the playhouse. the younger sister told me to get in and for some reason I started talking in a british accent :) and the kids loved it. It starts this whole game of playing 'House' that we ended up playing the rest of the night. :) It was so funny! The kids were very imaginative and silly and I was supposed to be the younger sister's daughter, and all this silly stuff :) It was so much fun! I didn't think I was going to have any fun at all today because I am sick. but I'm really glad I did go and babysit those kids :) I love kids and hanging out with them because even though things are so simpler than my highschool life, you are still amazed by the purity of their emotions,as well as how smart they can be about things you would never think kids would understand :). It also gives me a break from having to really worry about the homework I'm supposed to be doing and everything else at home and junk. For a while we were all just playing house and having fun . and that was it. just having fun. It kinda brought me out of the sad and nasty mood I'd been in all day :)
It's just good to take a break and be silly. It's good for the soul. Like campbells-chicken-noodle-soup-good-for-the-soul-type-good :) haha well that's all for a while.. Ciao for now!

Tue, 14 Mar 2006 23:12:49 GMT

YAY!! Quizzes!!! :)

Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The

reception is much clearer up here...."

Top ten ways to annoy people on an airplane
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Sad Story
Like the 1st noughts and crosses book. (if you aint

read it go onto www.malorieblackman.com and u

get a bit of info)
Sorry, u start unhappy and end unhappy. But in

between you have an amzing love that

flourishes to begin something just as

amazing. You face the world with your love as

your protector and your true love as your

guide until you lose them.(sob) Sorry. but

your story touches others in a way that will

change history.
Colour of your love:Blue-like the sky, there

forever. Everyone sees it and if you look

properly you it's true beauty.
Your love story is imprinted in history and moves

everyone's hearts deeply.

What's Your Love Story? (Girls and Guys!)
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*ACK* that doesn't look promising at all! that's it! No love life for me! :P

You'd look like this... I'd say it's pretty self

explaintory!

If U were ANIME, what would U look like? (girls only)
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Metal is a unique Element; strong and unyielding

yet flexible and diverse as well. Metal

Elemental individuals reflect this in their

unique and pragmatic outlook on life. They

are possessed by frugality, never willing to

spend more than is necessary, whether the

cost is money, time, or something else. They

are also somewhat minimalist because of this,

choosing their ideas and items based on

practicality rather than style or appearance.

They have a very powerful will, usually

manifesting itself as duty and honor;

promises made to others take precedence over

all else. They are also capable of changing

and adapting to a wide range of situations or

environments, but this adaptation is often

not caused by their own decisions. Metal

individuals sometimes come to adopt the

ideals, styles, and mannerisms of those

around them, without even noticing or

understanding why. They express themselves

through manual creativity, becoming highly

inclined toward machines and technology, as

well as being able to create arts and crafts

with their hands.

What is your dominant Element? (A serious personality test, for a change)
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I hate SNAKES (not the animal either)

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:47:26 GMT

Oh MY FREAKING FROCKING, FLOOKING FLUKING, FLICKING FLOOPING, FROOPY, FRUMING, FRUMPING, FLAMPING, FLIPPING, SLOOPING, SLIPPING, SLAPPING GOLLY GAWSHNESS. I HATE it when I have friends that I cannot trust BEHIND MY BACK, OR TELL ME THE FLIPPING TRUTH TO MY FACE! ARGH! The end. I might have to add some more of those awesome words just for some good measure. FRIPPING, FIMPING, FOPPING, FROOLLLOOOCCCCKKKIIINNNGGG, STROPPING, TRUSTING, CRUSTING, CRUNKING, CRANKING, STOOPING, STRIPPING, CRACKING, CRICKING, HICKING, HACKING, TAINTING, LYING, SCHREAMING, SCRACKING, DRUNKING, DRANKING, DRINCKING, CREAKING, SPEAKING, SLINKING, TRANKING, PRAMPING, STRAMPING,CURVING, LOOKING, WRETCHING, PRANKING, STUPID. WHY is it so hard to trust people nowadays? Can't people just STINKING tell the truth! Too many DARN people LIE. I HATE LIES. NO MATTER THE REASON. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

woo I'm a blue!! :) These color things are true if you answer honestly..

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 21:27:18 GMT

BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY, seek opportunities

to genuinely connect with others, and need to

be appreciated. They do everything with

quality and are devoted and loyal friends and

employers/employees. Whatever or whomever

they commit to are their sole (and soul)

focus. They love to serve and will give

freely of themselves in order to nurture

others lives.

BLUES, however, do need to be understood. They have

distinct preferences and occasionally the

somewhat controlling (but always fair)

personality of a confident leader. Their code

of ethics is remarkably strong and they

expect others to live honest, committed lives

as well. They enjoy sharing meaningful

moments in conversation as well as

remembering special life events (i.e.,

birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are

dependable, thoughtful, nurturing, and can

also be self-righteous, a bit worry-prone,

and emotionally intense. They are like

sainted pit-bulls who never let go of

something once they are committed. When you

deal with a BLUE, be sincere, make an effort

to truly understand them, and truly

appreciate them.

What Color Are You?
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this song has been stuck in my head all day...

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 00:54:17 GMT

My Praise.

Verse
Lord I wish could praise You with adequate words
But You leave me speechless.
And I so long to sing You the song You deserve,
But it would be endless.
I long to move Your heart, I bring You something new.
I tell how great You are, until my praise to You

Chorus
Is like an ocean breeze blowing on Your face
Like a summer sun with its warm embrace
Like a gentle rain plays a symphony
That's what I want my praise to be
Like a fragrant rose, in the early spring
Like an eagle soars when it spreads its wings
Whatever Lord You may need from me,
That's what I want my praise to be, to You.

Verse
Everything I could bring You already possess
Lord I'm so unworthy.
I'm just one of the millions to stand and confess
And yet still You hear me
Your heart is open wide, You long for what I bring
I pray somehow You'll find, this simple offering

wooo!! merry Christmas!! :) Here's a cool survey!!

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:04:43 GMT

*Mini-Autobiography*
The Basics
Full Name:	Lexsie Ann Fulcher
Primary Nickname:	lex-poleon! :P
Other Nickname:	Lex
Birthday:	Sptember 27
Hair Color:	dirty-ish blondish
Eye Color:	hazel
Height:	late time I checked...5' 2 and one quarter
Skin Tone:	pale I suppose...
Background
Mother\'s Name:	Lynn
Father\'s Name:	Johnny
What do you call your parents?:	when I'm mad: Mother and father...but otherwise Mama and daddy
Married or Divorced?:	married (YAY!) Too many people get divorced these days..
Siblings?:	2, a brother and a sister
Pets?:	a dog, cat and a gazillion fish
Did you grow up in a different place where you live now?:	well yeah I grew up in richmond Hill...or around there
Where did you spend your summers as a child?:	here...at home...
What elementary school did you go to?:	marshpoint
Who was your favorite teacher in elementary?:	I believe it was... hmm.. Mrs. Hodges? She had this obsession with Snoopy :)
Who were your best friends?:	Nancy F. and Emily B. pretty much
What junior high did you go to?:	I'm not telling you.
Who was your favorite teacher in junior high?:	FINA!!! WOO!! I LOVE her!! :)
Who were your best friends?:	both Nancys, Kari, Emily,tiffany, Jaime, Lance, Justin,and Daylenid:)
What high school do you go to?:	...
Who is your favorite teacher in high school?:	it's between Mcckay and Whitefield :)
Who are your best friends?:	Both nancys, Tiffany, Justin, Jaime, Katherine, my youthgroup :), Shelby,Kc, I've got a lot of best friends actually...,
Did you attend mostly private or public schools?:	public
Favorites
City:	I dunno...
Vacation Spot:	the only 'vacation spots' we've been in are theme parks...I loved Carowinds...
Sports:	soccer
Restaurant:	HAS to be either Olive Garden or Piccadily
Season:	I love something different about each season...I can't choose.. I love the feel of fall alot though...maybe that's the one...
Holiday:	Christmas
Actors:	Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, Jeff Goldbloom, Ewan Mcgregor, George Clooney, David Spade,Henry Winkler , Mel Gibson and Bruce Willis...
Actresses:	Katherine Zeeta jones,Uma Thurman,Audrey Hepburn,person who plays Trish on Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy...
Athlete:	Hahaha I dunno...?
Athletic Team:	the seatle seahawks :P It's possible and shamefully the only one I remember...
Recent Memory:	hmmm... oh yes, calling Dylan to wish him a happy birthday...
Older Memory:	eating a cockroach....I love the part that I never remember, but my mom tells me that right before I stuck it in my mouth I told her it was my 'little firiend" Hahaha :P
Number:	5
Color:	I'm not sure...maybe emerald, maybe maroon
Phrase:	"hah, I'm just kidding"
Movies:	Goofy Movie, The Little Mermaid, The Count of Monte Cristo, Mulan, Pirates of the Carribean, Manican, Neverending Story, Two weeks notice, Miss Congeniality,and lots more...
This or That?
Lefty or Right?:	I'm not a lefty, but I like that word...
Rock or Country?:	actually all gasp Country
Coke or Pepsi?:	pepsi, coke's really bitter I've come to realize
McDonalds or Burger King?:	Mcdonalds (even if it is incredible bad for you)
Skiing or Surfing?:	wooo surfing dude!
East Coast or West Coast?:	East coast!!
Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?:	Angelina Jolie! one of my friends really looks like her...
Jude Law or Paul Walker?:	Jude law!! :) very nice looking I must say.
Snow Day or Spring Day?:	Snow day,I've never seen snow, and I'd love to
Have You Ever..?
Gone skinny dipping?:	hhmmm should I tell you? yeah I did when I was about ten years old so it doesn't count.
Smoked anything?:	no sir.
Been in love?:	Haha I thought was a million times but nope, I haven't found the real thing yet in a relationship...
Been out of the country?:	nope.
Made a snow angel?:	aww no. :(
Had detention?:	yes....for being tardy too many times... Haha I'm a REBEL!! :)
Laughed so hard you cried?:	yea, definitely at Nancy's house :)
Cried so hard you laughed?:	yeah after I took a chemistry test to find out that there was another side of the test I didn't do and I was failing that class beforehand
What makes you?
Happy?:	love, friends, random but kind things people do, being included, amazing miracles only the lord could do, and smiles
Sad?:	When people don't agree that wholesomeness DOESN'T mean Hunkydory, Other people that are sad, when people cry, arguments sometimes, myself, when I fail someone else...
Blush?:	guys, uncomfortable situations, when I get mad sometimes...
Sleepy?:	the computer screen (after I stare at it too long), my father's Toto cd, monotones(although they're quite funny), and noontime.
Excited?:	when someone does something completely unexpected and caring, my oldies music :), Things I love
Laugh?:	the guys in my youthgroup :P, witty jokes, ridiculous things, irony, inconsistency, Jim Carrey, and my favorite shows...my firends and our inside jokes :)
Feel strong?:	when no one else stands up to do something and I do, knowing the right answer, love, confidence, loyalty, trust, my friends sometimes...
Relationships
Do you consider yourself a good friend?:	I always try my best to be a good friend, but I'm not perfect.
Would you rather have a lot of okay friends or a few good friends?:	a few good friends
Who are is/are your best friend/s?:	too many to list...
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?:	yes, and it made me feel wonderful :)
Are you more outgoing or shy?:	shy actually, I'm only outgoing on random days..
Do you like to make new friends?:	of course :)
Are you with someone/single/dating?:	I'm single...
Do you believe in love at first sight?:	yes, it's very rare, but I believe it can happen
Would you ever be with someone who your friends didn't like?:	that's a tough one... I don't think I'd become involved with that person if I didn't have my friend's approval first, and it'd have to be a valid reason too...
What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?:	Haha I haven't had a dating type relationship yet...but other relationships...like my mother and I's for instance....had lasted my whole life...
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite gender?:	definitely the eyes and the smile
Technology
What kind of cell phone do you have?:	none :( but tis okay, atleast now I won't get a braintumor!! :P
Is it a camera phone?:	nope
How often do you use your cell phone?:	oh everyday-- oh wait. I don't have one. :P
What are the last 4 digits in your cell phone #?:	blah.
Do you have your own computer?:	not my own. we share it.
What kind?:	a hp... I think? I dunno...
Do you have a digital camera?:	not yet...
Do you have an iPod?:	nope :(
Education
What university do you want to attend?:	I dunno...
What is your school's mascot?:	panthers
School colors?:	silver and something else... I forget...Haha we have no school spirit anyways...
What are your grades generally like?:	generally from 80's to 90's.
What is your year?:	blah. I am a sophomore
What would you like to do after graduation?:	I dunno...get into college
What do you want to be when you grow up?:	either a writer, a dancer (but I doubt it), I dunno...
Ratings (How important on a scale of 1-10?)
Friends:	9
Family:	9
Music:	8
Love:	10
Happiness:	7
Money:	5
Education:	5
Religion:	religion or faith? there is a difference.
Shopping:	haha 4
Comfort:	5
Clothes:	5
Phone:	10!! :P just kidding, about a 5
Computer:	5
Random
If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?:	one thing? hmm... I would probably take back me ditching my good friends for another...it was so mean of me :(
Would you rather win an Oscar or a Nobel Prize?:	a nobel prize.
What 5 items would you bring with you on a desert island?:	a computer with a wifi internet connection, my bible, a pillow, a genie in a bottel (:P), and Kasey (since she said that she'd take me last time when we had that questionaire)
If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?:	either Ireland, or the Philipines... :)
What is the most important thing in your purse and why?:	my chapstick!!! no wait, coughdrops at the moment. I have a sore throat and my lips get chap easily.
Name 15 people in history whom you'd invite to a dinner party.:	George Washington, Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther King Jr, King David,theApostle Paul, Moses, Mr. Joe(hey he is still a part of history, dead or alive!!), I dunno....
Spring Break where?:	goodwill :P I don't care.
What do you look for in a friend?:	love, honesty, trust, non-gossip, down-to-earthness, understanding
Which of those qualities is your best?:	honesty
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You really can find out a lot about a person by taking surveys!! :)

Hello!! By popular demand (by Kasey) I went and did a bazillion quizzes...

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 16:04:37 GMT

Your Hat Personality Is A

Beret

What Hat Are You?

You are the A Walk to Remember kiss!

Which Movie Kiss Are You? (With Pics!!!)
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Writer
You are a writer. You might have a lot of friends,
but you're very silent thinking up ideas in
your head.

What are you going to be when you grow up?
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You chose hazel eyes.
That means you are a very sweet, thoughtful person.
You are gulliable too, so it's hard for you to
sometimes say no to situations you don't like.
You're too worried that you might hurt
someone's feelings that a lot of the time you
don't think about what you want. You are also
very generous. You love to hang out with your
friends, and laugh at every little
"funny" thing.

The Eye color personality test
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footsie - you like to goof around and laugh with
the people you care about.

What Sign of Affection Are You?
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You'll be an enviormentalist, going around helping
animals...your most likely to work in
Greenpeace.
-You'll marry a person that you had helped in some
situation or another. You will work side by
side helping peeps.
-You'll have one kid that you gave birth to in the
jungle....most likely, it'll be a boy. You're
most likely to name him Alfred.
-You and your husband will have a long healthy
relation ship and you'd die before him.
-you'll live in a shack in the jungle

meh, a look into ure future(Beautiful anime pics)
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You're a clavat. You are very courageous and very
strong. You care about your friends a lot and
will go to any lenght to protect them. You are
also very calm and will usually never start a
fight, but centainly end it!!

Which Final Fantasy tribe are you?? (AWESOME!!!)
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He will be extremely cute, and is kind of solitary
and cold, but deep down in his heart, he loves
ya grl!

What Kind Of Boyfriend Will You Have? (Great Anime Pics!)
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Goofy

Which DISNEY character are you most like?
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I found this, and thought it was awesome...

Thu, 20 Oct 2005 00:55:36 GMT

I have Lived...
Now REALLY READ THIS!

Close your eyes... And go back...

Before the Internet or the AIM

Before semi automatics and weed

Before playstation2 or X-bOX

Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...

..Way back...

I'm talkin' bout hide and go seek at dusk.

Red light, Green light.

Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Mother May I?

Red Rover

four square

Hula Hoops

Running through the sprinkler

Happy Meals

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car

Wait...

Watchin' Saturday Morning cartoons

Like Hey Arnold and Doug

Or what about legends of the hidden temple, global guts, double dare, and who, ARE YOU AFFRAID OF THE DARK!

Who could forget Snick

Or the teenage mutant ninja turtles, scooby doo, and Power Rangers,

Christmas morning...

Your first day of school

Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses

Climbing trees

Getting an ice cream off the ice cream truck

A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers

Jumpin' down the steps

Jumpin' on the bed

Pillow fights

Runnin' till you were out of breath

Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt and you almost peed your pants

Laughing so hard that you did pee your pants

Being tired from playin' all day

Your first crush...

Rainy days at school meant playing "Heads up 7-Up" in the classroom

Remember that?

I'm not finished yet...

Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer

Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school

Class Field Trips

When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.

When getting high was swinging on the swing-set

When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.

When your parents took you to McDonalds and you were so cool.

When Toys r Us overuled the "mall"

I want to go back to the time when...

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"

Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

Saying cuss words were referred to the "F, B or S - word" or h-e double hockey sticks.

Being old, referred to anyone over 20.

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

The only real heart break you had was when your mom wouldnt buy you that new toy

Nobody was prettier than Mom

Nobody was cooler than Dad

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.

Getting an inch of snow was a dream come true.

Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare"

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED!!!

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their "grown up" life...

I double dog dare you.

I went out and found a whole bunch of crazy quizzes...

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 15:54:12 GMT

Daphne is your inner name because your a down to
earth type of gal and you are pretty calm. You
are very nice, but very shy.

What should your name really be??? (for girls)
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Your Japanese Name Is...

Gen Ichijo

What's your Japanese Name?

You are Psalms.

Which book of the Bible are you?
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You're probably going to go as something like the
guy from Scream. You lack originality, but at
least if you decide to go Trick-or-Treating,
you can go to the same house a few times. I
mean, people will stop counting the amount of
people dressed like you after the third or
fourth one. Stay away from: anything too
unique, it might blow your mind!

What kind of Halloween Costume should you wear?
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you got ray toro! w00t u rock have fun finding
cookies in his fro!

Which of these guys is perfect for you? for girls only...
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Dirty (Messy) Bun

You're the type of person that is kind and
innocent, but you're also very funny and
outgoing. No one can always predict what you're
going to do or say, which is why so many people
like you! You like keeping yourself busy, you
just hate doing nothing! You always make sure
to have a smile on your face--it's your
trademark after all!

What hairstyle suits your personality?
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...HAHAHA this next one is the BEST one! You HAVE To take it!---->

By participating in this quiz, you have unwittingly
proved your randomness and insanity. Good for
you. SQUIRRELS!

RANDOM! muhahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!
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Your soul makes your beauty powerful.
You have a radiant soul which shines through
always, people feel safe around you!! You like
to see others happy as well as yourself, you
dont always show your feelings in words or even
actions but your eyes always do!!! You are a
truly beautiful person and dont forget that!!

How does your beauty show?
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Happy Halloweeeeeennnnn

Fri, 30 Sep 2005 22:55:26 GMT

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
german_cheese goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Tweedle Dee.
despondent_hope gives you 8 orange lemon-flavoured gummy worms.
dokidoki_taimu tricks you! You lose 7 pieces of candy!
idioticfreak25 tricks you! You lose 1 pieces of candy!
jesseboyguydude gives you 19 pink strawberry-flavoured wafers.
jessilqueen gives you 1 dark blue peach-flavoured wafers.
kccurlgirl gives you 9 blue vanilla-flavoured gummy worms.
lxxdxl tricks you! You get a clothespin.
merlin_emrys gives you 9 dark blue lemon-flavoured gummy bats.
the_drama_llama gives you 18 light orange blueberry-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
tjane302 gives you 16 purple peach-flavoured pieces of taffy.
german_cheese ends up with 72 pieces of candy, and a clothespin.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

Hee hee I'm going to be Tweedle Dee for Halloween :)

ANOTHER QUIZ to compliment my new layout!! :)

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 00:28:16 GMT

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Is kccurlgirl a college student? Haha not yet
2) If lxxdxl was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? hmm...let's see.... umm.. Mr. Freeze?
3) What comic book character would gingercat7 be? I dunno...hmmm...
4) Are the_drama_llama and tjane302 going out? Hahaha-no.
5) Is merlin_emrys related to you? umm...is it third cousin twice removed, or second cousin? I forget :P
6) Does jesseboyguydude smoke? Never.
7) Is tjane302 introverted or extroverted? she can be introverted when she wants to be..
8) What color should merlin_emrys dye their hair? Haha definitely lime-green :P
9) What would gingercat7 do differently in your shoes? my whole political perspective would drastically change, as well as my morals... everything would be done differently...
10) If despondent_hope commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? UMmm...everyone in our youth group...ALOT of people to be put simply... :) Maybe everyone. He'd be a good commander.
11) What languages does tjane302 speak? umm..spanish? Haha I dunno..
12) Has tjane302 been to your house/dorm? nope
13) What is idioticfreak25's favorite band/artist? I don't think she's ever told me that...
14) Do you have the_fading_rose's screenname? nope
15) What rank would gingercat7 have in a giant robot army? colonel...? :) Why she would be in one, I dunno why either...
16) Is gingercat7 a high school student? yep
17) What video game does jesseboyguydude remind you of? Hee hee "it's a Mea, Mario!" Super Mario SUNSHINE!!! :P
18) Are lxxdxl and jessilqueen married? That would be a funny combination, but no :)
19) Where did you first meet jessilqueen? I met her at school :)
20) Could you see the_drama_llama and gingercat7 together? not at all..
21) Would kccurlgirl be a better ninja or pirate? Pirate. Definitely some pirate blood flowing in those veins :)
22) What is kccurlgirl's biggest flaw? "He's a MOUNTAIN MAN!" :P I don't know!
23) What do you disagree with merlin_emrys about? not anything that I know of!
24) Where was lxxdxl born? ummm... Korea? I'm not sure exactly
25) What animal does idioticfreak25 remind you of? a panda...and I don't know why either...maybe because she's sweet :)
26) How long have you known jesseboyguydude? hmm..is it a year?
27) How would tjane302 kill the_drama_llama? Haha oh my goodness...ummm..she'd meet him at a restaurant for a date, then poison his drink! :P
28) Does nn_waak have a dog? HMmm..I dunno...
29) What is the_fading_rose's favorite movie? Haha I don't know...
30) What would dokidoki_taimu give jessilqueen for his/her birthday? a cd of a song they both like :)
31) What is lxxdxl's favorite game? that game that he played in the phils with the kids :)
32) tjane302's eye color? brown
33) Is lxxdxl dead sexy? Hahahahaha
34) If dokidoki_taimu had a superpower, what would it be? it'd be telekinesis
35) What do you agree with jesseboyguydude about? that Dr. Pepper ROCKS!! :)
36) Would you ever date merlin_emrys? Haha I would think about it ...
37) Which president would merlin_emrys be likely to idolize? that I do not know...
38) What flavor of jello would the_fading_rose be? definitely lime... He just reminds me of it for some reason...
39) Are despondent_hope and idioticfreak25 going steady?
40) Is the_drama_llama popular? He's popular with a lot of people, but not "that" type of popular, which is a good thing :)
41) Does gingercat7 have a big secret? She might
42) What is jessilqueen's favorite food? i-talian food :P Haha I'll ask her on the bus.
43) What word best describes the_fading_rose? chris...
44) One quality you find attractive in the_drama_llama? his smile :)
45) Do you have a crush on lxxdxl? ......
46) Does lxxdxl know nn_waak? nope
47) Where was idioticfreak25 born? ummm...I'm not sure...was it here kim?
48) What is merlin_emrys allergic to? ? I dunno...
49) Is dokidoki_taimu 1337? I don't think she's THAT OLD! :) Hahaha
50) What is dokidoki_taimu's favorite color? pink?
51) Would the_drama_llama go out with gingercat7? I don't think so..
52) Is idioticfreak25 friends with the_fading_rose? not that I know of...
53) What exotic animal would nn_waak like as a pet? a tree frog from madagascar :) They're so cute
54) What song/movie would you recommend to dokidoki_taimu? ummm... "A Goofy Movie" :) One of my FAVORITES!!!
55) One thing you can't stand about the_fading_rose? OH THAT CHRIS! :P Haha I can't think of anything.

WOW! Update! ohMgoodness!!

Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:55:03 GMT

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) Is the_fading_rose related to you? Haha no
2) If lxxdxl took over the world, who would be happy? Everyone :). Hee except people that don't apreciate the art of being random.
3) Which of your friends should despondent_hope go out with? ummm... I'm not sure...
4) Do the_fading_rose and dokidoki_taimu go to the same school? nope
5) Is the_fading_rose dead sexy? oh yeah definitely...NOT! :P
6) What do you disagree with merlin_emrys about? nothing that I know of...
7) What is despondent_hope's biggest flaw? I don't know him well enough to even start thinking about that kind of thing...
8) Are lxxdxl and dokidoki_taimu going out? AHAHAHAHAHAH-no.
9) What planet should the_fading_rose be from? hhmmm.... he should be from...Pluto because he's so distant...
10) What is lxxdxl's favorite movie? The japanese version of the Ring? I dunno!
11) What comic book character would the_fading_rose be? He'd be.... Robin...off of Batman and Robin.. :)
12) If dokidoki_taimu were hanging off a cliff, what would despondent_hope do? he'd help her in the best way he could.
13) How long have you known nn_waak? about 2 or 3 years :)
14) Is dokidoki_taimu your best friend? she's a friend but I'm not that close to her...
15) Is idioticfreak25 athletic? well...she's not not athletic...does that answer your question?
16) Are despondent_hope and jessilqueen going steady? HAHAHA I don't think he even knows her. Nonetheless dates her...
17) What mental disorder does the_drama_llama remind you of? hmmm... sociopath....? :) I dunno..
18) How tall is dokidoki_taimu? taller than I am....I know that :)
19) What languages does idioticfreak25 speak? vietnamese...and others...
20) One quality you find attractive in lxxdxl? His face :P
21) Is the_drama_llama friends with nn_waak? not that I know of..
22) Where did you first meet idioticfreak25? I met her a long time ago because she lives in my neighborhood...
23) What would jessilqueen do differently in your shoes? she'd be more flexible in social situations..wouldn't be afraid to talk to people..
24) What is despondent_hope allergic to? Haha I have no idea....
25) Is lxxdxl single? yup
26) the_fading_rose's eye color? brownish-greenish...Hazel.
27) Which president would the_drama_llama be likely to idolize? hmmm...I'm not sure...
28) One thing you can't stand about lxxdxl? How smart he is :P
29) What do you agree with idioticfreak25 about? alot of things...like guys for example...and stuff...
30) Does jessilqueen have a dog? I'm not sure....

This is not a real entry because it's just a quiz, and my mom's only okay with it if it's just a quiz that doesn't reveal anything about me. *sigh* Welp, until next time! :)

.....What can I say?

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 04:20:10 GMT

....Today has been one of those Sundays that you spend thinking....about your life...and stuff....Yeah, I don't know, I guess it's because I paid attention in church today...not that I usually don't but what Pastor Brooks did was so cool....Alright we were in Matthew 25, and he said that he wanted us to all apply it to our lives....And that verse is basically the parable about the three servants that were given 5 talons, 3 Talons and 1 talon...and what they all did with them...and then Pastor Brooks did something that was totally unexpected. You see Jesse's dad got up and did this presentation about the church in the Phillipines (you don't mind that I write about this, do you Jess?), and Pastor Brooks got the Ushers to hand out envelopes, and everyone was like :"Huh?"....then he proceeded to tell us that by March 6, we would use the dollar bill that we each got in some way to multiply for the church in the Phillipines, just like how the servants had done in the verse! I thought that was really cool! I've never had a pastor who would do something like that before! It was really neat. He told us that we could choose whether or not we use it for the church in the Phllipines, or not, but he challenged us to do it for them! So, my family is thinking of putting our dollars together to maybe buy something like lemonade, and have a lemonade stand! WOOOO!!! REALLY neat!
.....But anyways, my day has been kinda slow and well....thoughtful....
My parents ended up going out together by themselves because Aunt Marti and Uncle Jeff, couldn't go....and I babysat, which was okay... Nothing wrong with that...it just left me with a lot of time to think....*sigh* and Nance had pointed out to me earlier that I shouldn't have said that Charles was definitely a pothead to Jesse....we were talking about dudes and potheads we knew at our school....SO I was thinking about that...and She's right. I don't need to be talking about anybody else anyways, like that because it starts rumors, and rumors aren't good! I mean, I know he might've said something that could've led me to believe something, but I haven't physically seen him doing anything....so Nance is right....What's funny is that the theme of this whole week it seems has been about NOT talking about other people....One of my friends kept talking about her friends, and not to be talking about her talking about her friends, but what her friends were saying about her talking about them, was true....and she kept saying stuff about them...and it made me confused because she was mad at them, for the kinda thing she was practicing....and I'm guilty in a way as well....So yeah I'm not talking about people anymore....like that anyways..Sigh* well, daddio says I'm officially not allowed to be on here....because of a complex amount of reasoning that I just plain don't understand..What he thinks is true , but it's kinda like one of those fear things, where you think if you're writing in an online diary and someone sees it, since it's all out in the open, people are gonna track me through it or something...which could very well happen, but I don't want to get off of here....and I guess that's the big problem....Bleh...And on top of all this, my friend is really stressed out right now, and it's all so crazy....Gosh. Major praying tonight is advisable....*sigh* I need randomness to divert my brain's energy.... *Where in the WORLD is Carmen Sandiego?*...haha, I used to LOVE watching that show....Wish it would still come on....but it doesn't...The theme song is so cool...*Where in the WORLD is Carmen San diego? Okay, well I hope this isn't goodbye forever but it kinda looks that way.....*sigh*.....I'll try to fight my way back on....but my efforts may be in Vain....*You're so Vain, you probably think this song is about you- sorry....randomness is overriding my brain! AHHHHH!!!! Well, fare thee well....for now....my dear kind journal.....The only one I actually kept.....Before I go, I have a confession to make....I have never managed to keep a journal before....besides the one between me Nance and Tiff..... I guess it's because I feel all alone when I write in it, and either it's that or I feel like I can't write down everything I want to write down while I'm thinking it....and so yeah....This is actually my own first diary type thing...I love typing...I guess that's why I love this thing....well Fare well..... :)

sigh Saturday....

Sat, 12 Feb 2005 21:31:15 GMT

You scored as The Beast. Your alter ego is The Beast! But that is only a name... you are kind hearted and sweet, people just misunderstand you.

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The Beast

69%

Donald Duck

69%

Ariel

44%

Cinderella

44%

Peter Pan

44%

Goofy

38%

Sleeping Beauty

38%

Pinocchio

38%

Snow White

38%

Cruella De Ville

31%

Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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...AHHHH!! I'm the BEAST! AHHH!!! Somehow, I knew it all along.... :) Just playing. Well, I got this from idioticfreak25....her parents are REALLY buckling down hard on her, and she's going through a tough time right now.....I hope everything goes okay with her boyfriend Joey too.... :(... But they SHOULD NOT break up just because of distance problems...it is hard to keep a relationship going with dudes that are "FAR AWAY" and unavailable, but it's the relationships that make it through that hardship, that truly count. I know people would beg to differ, but it's true. Just don't hang on too tight. Because if you hold too tight to something, you often lose it...It's kills a relationship usually if you're too clingy to someone.... Not that you are, Idioticfreak25 (don't want to say your REAL name), but yeah.... anyhows....
My friend is watching SharkTale in the living room right now....It's an okay movie. :)....Well, I wanted to go to the Humane Society today, but we're just so busy doing NOTHING that I cannot go.... *sigh*...okay so maybe my parents just wanted a break and don't really want to do anything today....so I guess that's understandable.... Tomorrow my parents and my Aunt Marti and Uncle Jeff are going to see "HITCH" in the movie theater...Haha, I think it is so funny that my parents still go out on dates.... :)
*sigh* ....old love? Haha, well anyways, both my sister and I wanted to go WITH them, because that sounds like a HILARIOUS movie, but yeah they won't let us go with them....I don't know what we're going to do though, because we're all hanging out together, and where are all the kids (Me, Lins, John, Hunter and Ryan) going to go while they go in the movie theater? I know they wouldn't really trust me with four kids....Heheh,really BAD experience comes to mind, but I'll spare you all that memory....WEll not like anyone is looking at my journal anyways....So yeah....
Well, I should be working on my art project that is due monday, but I'll do that later....I like painting, but it gets everywhere....and....well I want to relax for the few short hours that will go flying by before I realize that I will HAVE TO DO IT before It gets too late....
Earlier, heh, my little friend and I were playing Polly Pocket in my room! Haha, it was so funny..... Me and Nance and Tiff have done that before, when we had this crazy sleep over at Nancy's house....It was great. We even had a Cereal party that rocked, and well....made us sick off of Cookie Crisp enough so that we couldn't eat any dinner....but it was so awesome....Good times..That reminds me....I need to call Tiff, because I haven't talked to her in SUCH a long time....Gotta catch up, ya know? Well, fare thee well!

Fungus FAIR!

Sat, 12 Feb 2005 00:46:36 GMT

Hello. It's FRIDAY! WOOO!!! FRIDAY! F is for fun, R is for relaxing, I is for....okay okay I will stop... I love Fridays. Mainly because this week has been so busy for me it isn't funny....My goodness...All this week, I have seriously underslept, and even when I was sleeping, I was awake...which is another confusing story all in itself....Bleh...But at the same time it's been a good week...*sigh*....Crazy, but hey atleast I don't have to live out on the streets in a cardboard box, and am yet still striving to finish my homework...
That reminds me....of the time when I was four, I had this strange thought. I wanted to be homeless....now keep in mind that I was Four, and I had just finished watching Swiss Family Robinson. The story where the family lives in a treehouse. :) Hehe, so I put on my bathingsuit, went outside in the pouring rain, and tried to take a shower in a cardboard box....My mom was so P-oed when she found me out there....I feel like I have already told this memory...oh well....
Anyways, today was the FUNGUS fair in Biology today, only nobody was fully ready so it is postponed to monday... Haha, that's funny. My picture thingy is a Basidiomycota/Mushroom....weird....well anyways.....*sigh* I feel so purposeless without Jesse being here! :) Haha, just playing. He shall be gone for a thousand years....actually only for a few days....Well, it will feel like a thousand years....
On a different subject, Mrs. Holmes was telling us today that she had told all her classes about the Romeo and Juliet story thingy we did. You see we had to basically make up a different version of Romeo and Juliet, and Nancy had this hilarious idea about Elves Versus Knomes that are fighting over ZACH'S (boy in class) yard. Basically it is the war of Lawn ornaments. Hehe, it was so funny when we had to present and talk in these tiny weird voices....I was Tybalt, Aka: Fluffy. Haha, too funny. :).
Oh, earlier I pulled this muscle in my leg and gosh it hurt so bad! ARGH! you know those terrible times that you get a weird cramp in your feet? It was kinda like that, and ARGH it hurttttt!!!! I was trying to stretch and all of a sudden, my leg got all tensed up and a searing pain shot up my leg. It wouldn't stop for a few minutes....bleh....After that, I heard my FAVORITE song on the radio. It's an old song. It's chorus is like this: "Every step I take, every move I make, every single day each time I pray, I'll be missing you! Thinking of the day, when you went away.....what a life to take, what a bond to break, I'll be missing you...." I love that song. It's kinda sad though. It sounds like a church choir is singing it...I think it is also a remix of the true song, because there is this REALLY old version of it, but it's not all the same words.....Hmmm...
By the way, my mom is trying to still not allow me to get on this thing...but I will still get on until she says bluntly: "You can't get on livejournal anymore."..... Muahahaha I'm such the rebel :) Yeah right...well anyways, we now have DSL. So I can talk on da phone and be on da internet.... :) Wow. IT's actually pretty cool.... Anyhows, I'd better get off now, my dear bro is waiting....Ciao! Love to all. Happy Valentines day....on Monday! WOO! :)

Well, let's get the Festivities started with a sharp blow to the duwey gumbo....

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 04:38:09 GMT

*sigh*. I haven't been on in like FOUR whole flipping days! It's 11:19 at night! Sheesh! Homework! ARGH! Sorry, I'm just being so random lately, that it scares me....
Well, anyhows, gosh I have so much to talk about....Well, on Monday it was Nance's b-day, and I had written this like gazillion paged description of it on here earlier on in the week when I was FREE, and guess what happens? The system goes down! Good GRIEF! I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS! It happened to me tonight when I was typing up this wonderfully terrible essay that we had to do in Lit, all of a sudden there is a little pop-up that says : "I'm sorry for the inconvenience but the Microsoft system is not responding, blah blah blah, yeah you know I wanted to like smash the computer by now....I was more than half way done with that stuff...and it....just...erased it all....It erased....me..... :(.
Well, anyhows, back to Monday. It was nance's b-day and Tonesha and Jessi and I (Haha compound mistakes!)spent the whole hour of bus ride, devising up a plan (ooh we sound so evil. We were DEVISING a plan) :). to distract Nance from her locker, because Corey and Amanda were going to decorate it for her... So, yeah anyways, it was hilarious. Jessi was even to the point of drawing the floor plan of the school...It was quite funny. But anyways, what we were gonna do, was I had to act like I was having mondo bad manic monday. We even made up little details about me getting caught on the internet at 1:30 in the morning talking to Jesse about guitars :). Heheh, quite funny indeed. Then, I was supposed to be like all sulky, and I was supposed to get her to come with me to the Data Clerks office with Jessi and I to get my driver's license papers filled out. Then if we needed extra time, we came up with little distractions like unzipping my bookbag, and then Jessi stopping at the bathroom, and me realizing I was...on my...yeah, and I'd spend FOREVER in there, heheh, which would've been REALLY funny if we'd done that... But yeah you get the point. And what scares me is that it all went perfectly. I had no faith in my acting skills, but Nance fell for the entire thing. Jessi even stopped at EVERY water fountain on the way to the Data Clerk's office, and Nancy got so p.oed. I really thought she was gonna pummel me...Eeeekkk.... She already looks like Angelina Jolie, I hope she doesn't punch like she does too... :(. But anyways, to make a long story short it was by far the funniest thing and yet the hardest thing I'd ever done for Nance. Happy Birthday Nance. I missed your party because I was sick back then....three days ago... Was it ever that long ago? *sigh*....anyhows, the Chinese Students did a TREMENDOUSLY awesome dance performance Friday. I mean WHOA. I wish I had had a camera. Man. It was exotic, and the dancers had on these really great costumes. They put us to SHAME. Us and our ghetto-fied dancing. :). I feel weird that they taped our dance showcase, because they're taking home us and our ghetto-fied wiggle worm dance moves, and showing it to their people...and it was just kinda wrong of us....But anyways....Tomorrow Jesse and Nikki and all the Youth are going on a ski trip to SNOWBIRD! Woo, snowbird. Awesome place, I'm telling you. I'm saving up for Camp, to go there, I 've been there before, but there are more things there now... And it's got really enriched bible studies, and great skits. ....Well, anyways, I guess I should get off before I only end up with 2 hours of sleep...gosh I'm so tired....It's like my eyelids itch....almost....Well, goodnight!